January 2008
Sometimes there's nothing to blog.
I have been feeling less than inspired lately. I’ll be back soon. Maybe even tonight.
Swiss vs. Swedes
Krista Freibaum: in sweden when we get to work, they're already taking siesta
Vin: jesus...vodka nods
Krista Freibaum: it is like we have two hours every morning to get shit done
Vin: gimlet naps
Krista Freibaum: they are high i think, and they all make retarded salaries...richhhh
Krista Freibaum: but do nothing
Vin: mondo reeeech
Krista Freibaum: and just live the life of leisure
Vin: damn, that sounds ill, are they hiring? i'll live in swizzzaland. change my name to goooontha, ski and drink
Krista Freibaum: hahaha, seriously...what if we just up and left and started something called like americorp or something
Vin: eat chocolate only and gold... literally eat gold. they wills laves it
Krista Freibaum: even if we just pretend to be swedish...ja
Krista Freibaum: and then like work with americans and are like "jes ve hawe lots of ideas"
Vin: stoopid amerikans, totally
Krista Freibaum: hahahaa
Vin: no even better
Krista Freibaum: and we could STAY HERE, and pretend we were done for the day at like 10am "oh sorry it is 6pm svedish time"
Vin: haha
Krista Freibaum: that would rule
Vin: we closed
Krista Freibaum: hahaha
Vin: come back tomorrows
Krista Freibaum: get all our mail sent to our new york offices...which are actually our only offices
Vin: a vettter zen
Krista Freibaum: haha
Vin: that's pretty genius
Krista Freibaum: yeah
Vin: so Igues the only problem is getting use to the altitude
Krista Freibaum: actually
Vin: that seems to be the only thign
Krista Freibaum: and we can like superimpose pics of ourselves in sweden
Vin: even better
Krista Freibaum: for our press kit, like wearing clogs, and being all new agey
Vin: get an office on the top floor of the empire state building for effect
Krista Freibaum: with sweaters
Vin: haahaha
Krista Freibaum: haha
Vin: black framed glasses, thick as shit
Krista Freibaum: oh vat i cant hear you wiz all ze wind from ze mountains
Vin: wear onl utilitarian fashion
Vin: open a window... talk by it... *wooooosh*..."of course its snowing eeeediot!... this toblerone is so amazing. I vill ship you some, ja?"
Krista Freibaum: hahahhaah...i'll have my counterparts in new york send you some
Vin: so good
Krista Freibaum: we are so smart, we'd work from 9 to 10 and get mad paid
Vin: yeah like what the fuck. all this awesome idea juice just into the windage, 9:15-9:55, AIM only
Krista Freibaum: hahahahah
Vin: bb messenger
Krista Freibaum: vincent.johan@sweden.com
Vin: HAHA....sweden dot com
Krista Freibaum: i'm on fire
Vin: yeah you are
Krista Freibaum: one.pm.siesta@sweden.com
Vin: HAHAHA
Krista Freibaum: hahahah
Vin: vodkalover99@aol.com
Krista Freibaum: omg
Vin: hahahah
Krista Freibaum: so good
Vin: we stoke me out...wow thats NEVER been said... ever
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Best. Convo. Ever.
Vin: I swear the last 10 subway rides have had at least one stinky shit smelling bum on it. today i got on with the usual group of methadone freaks
Krista Freibaum: hahahahahahha
Vin: that go to the lafayette clinic at 930. everyday.
Krista Freibaum: i am laughing. out louyd
Vin: and i walked to the other side of the train and there was an EVEN SMELLIER bum, like i covered my face and scowled at him. like he pissed his pants 3 months ago and still lives in his cargo jean pants, so gross
Krista Freibaum: stop. seriously i can't read that, i am laughing, that's so gross but so funny, hhahah
Vin: he smelt like a dead asshole and cabbage. so ill
Krista Freibaum: hahahhhahahhahaha, stop, stop
Vin: ever since I went to aedes de venustas, I am sooooo sensitive to scent
Krista Freibaum: yeah i am sensi always, seriously people bug me out eating on the train
Vin: like I can smell a dirty crack whore a block away
Krista Freibaum: yawning with their shit barf egg salad dirty vaj breath...
Vin: I can smell bedstuy from tribeca. i can smell chicken bones, hot sowse, and not clean armpits from duane st loft... I'm like Jean Baptiste in Perfume. and the bathroom here. dont.even.get.me.started...its like everyone has morrocan food for breakfast. indian food for a midnight snack. shitatorium. ungodly. walk in sometimes and literally go "UGHHHH GROSS" and walk out when people are in there like v annoyed. wtf is wrong with people. like i barely shower and I dont smell nearly as bad. a dude just burped and sneezed in my office.
