April 2008
Nerd-on
jstn: n. A virtual stiffening of sexual organs through non-sexual stimulation. Most likely having to do with computers and/or problem solving. As in “I got a total nerd-on when that script finally started working.”—peterbaker BARF!!! *whispers* I mean… cool *
March 2008
More new Jamie Lidell trickles in... "Rope of... →
“if you feel like an a-hole it is probably because you are one.”
– me.
I love swedes (part five bazillion): Music from Le... →
Listening to: “The Build-Up” Kings of...
Being Broke. A brief dissertation. by vince
Me: my mojo is broken
Me: neeed to fix
Vince: im just broke
Me: ha
Vince: my walllet is EMPTY
Vince: piece of lint
Vince: when i open it
Vince: crickets chirp
Vince: and a tumble weed blows by
Me: hahahha
Vince: and an indian man cries
Vince: in a canoe
Me: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH
Vince: and a 1929 stockbroker jumps out of a window
Ilikeyouasafriend.
In case you were wondering what happens when two hot bitches get together and collaborate on a jewelry line…. (two hot bitches who I happen to know and adore, even better!) As a girl who rarely receives jewelry as a gift (hint for any dudes who are trying to woo me….) but who likes it just the same (discerningly), cowboy boots, pandas, covered wagons, shovels and lobsters...
Ryan Adams, back at it: A tumblr true hollywood...
Tumblr’s biggest advocate (or something) is back at it after a brief hiatus and deleting all of his previous posts, Ryan Adams has returned to his A game - videos, prose, insomnia, songwriting and woody allen. Thank you. I had nothing to read for a day or two.
Who couldn’t love a face like this?! ...
Quick! Before the Church of Scientology threatens... →
After surviving yesterday, seemingly the longest...
Kanye's blog: proves that being really really...
From Bentley Planes and over-hyped Santogold videos to mark zuckerberg envy and tacky lounge design, Kanye’s blog has got to be one of the most obnoxious things I’ve ever seen. I can’t really even look at it. Not to mention his post titles. My GOD! The titles. Describing his awe for the new “screensaver” that he’s creating (with his designer) he...
WatchCan I like, get a translator please? It’s not that Swedish Biennial wunderkind, Ola Breuning’s english is bad…. it’s just that the things he says are totally mind boggling and come from a crazy place. My favorite quote from Coolhunting’s exposé vid on the artist is probably: “i have like an explosion in my head. and i say all of a sudden ‘oh, that could...
What to do if you don't get that raise you...
V: i asked for a raise
V: and hes like its not lookin good
V: meanwhile
V: he just bought a 80k boat
V: claims his profit margin is near 0
V: BS
Me: ugh
Me: did you bring up the boat?
V: no
Me: i would have been like wtf doood
V: hes 73
Me: still
Me: he doesn't need that
Me: he is gonn be dead soon
V: i agree
V: im just gonna do less and less work
V: fucking cant stand it here
V: fuckin doubled skiippys pay
V: and he works 3 days a week
V: i hope they all get AIDS from like a chicken salad sandwich
V: the first and last mysterious case
V: of aids transferring through food
Me: hahahaha
V: motherfuckers
Lazy Oaf presents: Pimp my Pump
‘Pump’ happens to be brit talk for sneaker and Lazy Oaf has commissioned more than 50 of the worlds top illustrators and designers to transform classic white kicks (….american talk for sneaker) into an oeuvre… that your feet will totally appreciate. bob london Participating artists include some of my personal favorites, including Bob London, Ian...
chat on fire.
me: tito farted two days ago
jon: it enrircled you
me: and i thought it was a ghost talking to me
jon: dflgjdalkgjad'lgkdjf
jon: lol
me: like i was like "what?"
me: i thought it was an old lady saying like "hellloo"
jon: lol
me: in a high pitched old lady voice
me: so scared
jon: kgrldfjh
'Slugs': the wikipedia entry that will change you...
Me: i kind of like the drawings
Me: they're funny
Me: i want a t shirt with a slug on it
Me: that says go away slugs
Jon : ok hi
Jon : ill make one in honor of you
Jon : for a band
Me: ok
Me: the go away slugs
Me: mucus musuc
Me: oh my god
Me: i am so good
Me: mucus musuc
Jon : lol
Me: the various different taxonomic families of slugs are often not at all closely related to one another, despite a superficial similarity.
Me: superficial
Me: hahahahaha
Jon : ?!
Me: ewww
Me: Slugs are hermaphrodites, having both female and male reproductive organs. Once a slug has located a mate they encircle each other and sperm is exchanged through their protruding genitalia. A few days later around 30 eggs are laid into a hole in the ground or under the cover of objects such as fallen logs.
Me: protruddddingngg
Jon : mmh
Jon : sperm encirclement
Me: it's like
Me: who knocks who up?
Me: they both do to eachother?
Me: or what
Me: i'm confused
Jon : i dont know
Jon : i guess
Jon : they mix it up?
Me: OMG
Me: OMG
Me: OMG
Me: "A commonly seen practice among many slugs is apophallation, when one or both of the slugs chews off the other's penis. The penis of these species is curled like a cork-screw and often becomes entangled in their mate's genitalia in the process of exchanging sperm. When all else fails, apophallation allows the slugs to separate themselves. Once its penis has been removed, a slug is still able to participate in mating subsequently, but only using the female parts of its reproductive system."
Jon : i dont want anyone to apophallate me
Me: i don't EVER want to read that again
Jon : i dont have female parts to resort to
Me: i almost barfed
Jon : please do not do that
Me: ew
Me: ew
Me: ewwwwww
Jon : to anyone ever
Me: i bet nobody ever wants to be the guy slug
Me: the TOP
Me: if you will
Jon : powerbottom?
Me: because you might get your dick chewed off
Jon : i think both their ringrangs just spermlaunch
Jon : and they mix it all up
Me: like "no i'll be the bottom"
Me: and impregnate eachother at the same time
Me: corkscrewing all over and spermalaunching?
Me: and then they each chew eachother's thing off and they have to both be bottoms from that point on?
Me: wow
Jon : ew sluts spermlaunch its grozz and they bite off their wangs
Me: sluts
Jon : lol
Me: hahahah
Jon : wow typo!!
Jon : lol
Me: they are so gross
Jon : lol wangs
Jon : gkhadkjghas
Me: i am so glad i've never seen the apparently COMMON practice of apohpailation
Jon : hahahah
