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Boys confide in me. A lot. (part 1)

• V: this girl this am was such a hooker, i needed to give her money so she'd leave
• Me: you had to give her money?
• V: yeah, she like wouldnt leave...despite my subtle hints
• Me: well what was she waiting for? a graved invitation?
• V: so i was like, "um do you need money for cab'
• Me: ew...some ho's, they never get it - just do your job and leave
• V: seriously
• Me: she sounds like a real winner